Cursed Object 001

💦 Cursed Object 001: The Incident

Handmade Acrylic Bookmark | One-of-One Cursed Artifact

It was supposed to be a bookmark.

Then the Mod Podge Dimensional Magic made a creative decision without consulting management.

And thus, Cursed Object 001 was born.

Featuring a holographic glitter background, red vinyl detailing, and a completely unintentional texture that will forever be known as The Incident™, this handmade acrylic bookmark has officially been removed from normal inventory and entered into the Books, Brews & Boos Cursed Artifact Collection.

Is it defective? No.

Is it exactly what I intended to make? Also no.

Did I stare at it long enough to realize it looks suspiciously like something your book boyfriend might leave behind?

Unfortunately, yes.

✨ Handmade by an AuDHD crafting goblin
✨ Completely functional as a bookmark
✨ Holographic/glitter finish
✨ Permanent vinyl design
✨ One-of-a-kind — Cursed Object 001
✨ Comes with bragging rights and lore
✨ Cannot guarantee your book boyfriend had nothing to do with it

$10

Once Cursed Object 001 is claimed, it is gone forever.

Please note: The unusual texture/finish is intentional to this listing and is the entire reason this poor innocent bookmark has been classified as a Cursed Object. Photos show the exact item you will receive.

Adopt responsibly.