{"product_id":"cursed-object-001","title":"Cursed Object 001","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💦 Cursed Object 001: The Incident\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade Acrylic Bookmark | One-of-One Cursed Artifact\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt was supposed to be a bookmark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the Mod Podge Dimensional Magic made a creative decision without consulting management.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd thus, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCursed Object 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e was born.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a holographic glitter background, red vinyl detailing, and a completely unintentional texture that will forever be known as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Incident™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this handmade acrylic bookmark has officially been removed from normal inventory and entered into the Books, Brews \u0026amp; Boos Cursed Artifact Collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it defective? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it exactly what I intended to make? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso no.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDid I stare at it long enough to realize it looks suspiciously like something your book boyfriend might leave behind?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately, yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Handmade by an AuDHD crafting goblin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Completely functional as a bookmark\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Holographic\/glitter finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Permanent vinyl design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ One-of-a-kind — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCursed Object 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Comes with bragging rights and lore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Cannot guarantee your book boyfriend had nothing to do with it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce Cursed Object 001 is claimed, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit is gone forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: The unusual texture\/finish is intentional to this listing and is the entire reason this poor innocent bookmark has been classified as a Cursed Object. Photos show the exact item you will receive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdopt responsibly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksBrewsandBoos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46368297582778,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/8863\/6602\/files\/FC94C05A-358B-417A-9390-3FD648989FAA.png?v=1787002962","url":"https:\/\/booksbrewsandboos.com\/products\/cursed-object-001","provider":"BooksBrewsandBoos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}