{"title":"The Goblin Workshop ✨","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Goblin Workshop ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Goblin Workshop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — where bookish ideas, hyperfixations, and a concerning amount of craft supplies become handmade treasures.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything here is created by me in small batches, from bookmarks and bookish accessories to whatever my AuDHD crafting goblin decides we absolutely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emust\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e make next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost creations leave the workshop exactly as planned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOthers… develop \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003elore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThose special little agents of chaos are lovingly reclassified as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCursed Objects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — perfectly functional, completely unique creations that didn’t follow the original plan but were far too iconic to disappear into the crafting abyss.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Handmade in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📚 Created for readers \u0026amp; fellow bookish goblins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💖 Made with entirely too much attention to detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 Home of the numbered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCursed Object Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome are whimsical. Some are unhinged. Some may never be recreated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the workshop. 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